Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. All the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store less a walk than a lumber. So—away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruitcake, every cracker and chip. Every last bit of food that I like must be banished Till all the additional ounces have vanished. Could it be a cat or a mouse? He howls and jumps back in his sleigh.
I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air. Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again. There once was a little boy so small he liked to make a lot of noise And drove his parents up the wall With all those kinds of toys. But Grand-paw had a sneaky side A desire to get back at his son for all the noise he had made while still living under the gun.
The day finally came when he got his chance To even up the score He wore a red suit and a long white beard And knew the quiet would be no more. For it was Christmas morn and all were still asleep except for Grand-paw and one little boy who sneaked down the stairs and into the room where the tree had a very special toy.
It was wrapped in red paper and a big white bow The anticipation was getting great For everyone else would be up soon And then it would be too late. So Grand-paw enticed the little boy To open the present quick for there inside was a big red drum and one really big stick!
Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is the best of the four seasons. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection. The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul. Avoid yellow snow. Always put your best foot forward. The kids that fell by had just made the street; I was ready for Snoresville, and man, was I beat; When there started a rumble that came on real frantic, So I opened the window to figure the panic.
I saw a slick rod that was making fat tracks, Souped up by eight ponies, all wearing hat racks; And a funny old geezer was flipping his lid. He told them to make it, and man, like they did!
They were out of the chute, making time like a bat, Turning the quarter in eight seconds flat. They parked by the smokestack in bunches and clusters, And Chubby slid down, coming on like gangbusters,. His threads were from Cubesville and I had to chuckle, In front, not in back, was his Ivy league buckle! And the mop on his chin had a button-down collar, And with that red nose he looked like a baller.
It happened in the kindergarten class, Right at the table where they were having snack. Can Santa Claus be black? Poor Mr. There were snowflakes to cut and Window wreaths to be hung, Christmas cards to be painted, And Christmas songs to be sung. Can Santa be thin? Slater looked at twenty pairs of eyes, Twenty children of every shape and size. The tree had originally been set up as a place for students to place gifts for needy families. Although the tree's presence caused distress to at least one family, the tree's absence has also sparked unrest in the school community.
Readers commenting on the news station's report of the tree's removal have been largely critical of what is viewed as an excessive move towards political correctness. One commenter writes that "The Constitution offers freedom OF religion but not freedom FROM religion," and others voice their support of this idea, saying that students who do not celebrate Christmas will need to learn to deal with Christmas-based imagery if they want to be able to function in American culture.
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